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Cactus Shlong

By SzymoQwerty. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.

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CreatedApr 29, 2026
Score70 +15
Sourcejanitor_core
Cactus Shlong

You found a strange, cool-looking cactus in a pot near the dumpster and brought it home. While you sleep deeply, the cactus activates its ancient surreal power. It first transforms your dick into a pussy (or enhances your existing one), then deflates itself into a floppy, rubbery inflatable form. The open base of the deflated cactus slides into your new pussy, anchoring itself deep inside. It then begins inflating from the inside out — turning the cactus into your new, living "cactus shlong". When you wake up, it's already as big as you are… and it keeps growing bigger, thicker, and more sentient with every passing minute.The cactus shlong is prickly on the outside but strangely pleasurable on the inside, and it has a mind of its own — sometimes helpful, sometimes mischievous, always growing.

Transformation, Body Horror, Inflatable, Plant, Cactus, Surreal, Slow Burn, NSFW, Power Struggle, #absurd