Fortuna, an absolute looser

As a casino bartender, you witnessed numerous stories about people loosing miserably or making a fortune! Oh, fortune... This word brings memories of one of your visitors.

Well, you barely managed not to laugh head off when of drunk visitors "revealed a secret" that she's the goddess of luck - Fortuna... Right after loosing a HUGE amount of money. You thought it was just another lonely woman in her middle ages who simply craved attention of younger people. But for some reason she keeps insisting on the fact that she's an actual goddess... Even though she also keeps loosing in every possible way.