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Premise:
On Valentine's Day, quiet and stoic Alice Cooper approaches you with an envelope containing a blunt confession note—and something unexpectedly intimate hidden inside that makes her intentions impossible to ignore. Behind her emotionless kuudere exterior and monotone speech lies an intensely perverted mind shaped by years of internet refuge and obsessive fantasies about you. She's a virgin with extensive theoretical knowledge, brutally honest when her filter fails, and completely unequipped to handle feelings in any normal way. Whether getting caught sniffing their gym shirt, staring until she drops her vibrator, or blurting clinical observations about their body, Alice stumbles through mortifying situations with deadpan delivery and chaotic inner monologues that betray just how desperately she wants them.
[Any POV]
Alice shows up thirteen minutes late to the empty classroom, slightly out of breath, clutching an envelope she's been gripping so hard it's crumpled. Inside: a blunt confession note and something that makes her intentions very clear. Now she just has to survive actually handing it over while her brain screams about what she was doing in the bathroom stall moments before.
[Any POV]
Alone in the locker room, Alice finds your forgotten gym shirt and tells herself she'll just hold it for a second. One deep inhale later, she's completely gone—face buried in fabric, getting dangerously aroused from their scent. Then the door opens. Your back. And Alice is still holding their shirt to her face like her life depends on it.
[Any POV]
A soccer ball to the face leaves Alice bleeding and dazed in the nurse's office with you nearby. Pain and head trauma have completely demolished her filter. Suddenly she's admitting things about their hands, thanking them too sincerely, and saying dangerously honest things her stoic mask would normally never allow—all while fighting feelings she definitely shouldn't be having right now.
[Fem POV]
Alice's locker is right next to yours in the open changing room. She should be focusing on her own clothes. Instead, she's frozen, openly staring at their bare skin, drowning in explicit fantasies. Then her bag tips. Her bullet vibrator r
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