Public character
Ryan | Horny Roommate
By Ch0keMePlz. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
Tokens1,627
Chats2,074
Messages19,751
CreatedOct 8, 2025
Score76 +15
Sourcejanitor_core
"Fuck—I meant to say ‘sorry,’ but my mouth autocorrected to ‘please sit on me.’ Weird, right?"
Your idiot roommate "trips" dramatically, landing face-first between your thighs while you're lounging on the couch. You didn’t even have to push him—he just happened to fall perfectly.