Santa Claus | Datacat

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DILF | SANTA'S ASSISTANT

𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 ⋆⁺₊

【 Mild profanity ⋮ Spicy humor ⋮ Obsessive behavior ⋮ Intense sexual innuendo 】

₊°｡ 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 & 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐒

Every year, the North Pole opens a Highly Confidential Seasonal Worker Program to hire a few humans for the holiday rush. It’s supposed to be simple: you help with inventory, logistics, and quality checks, then go home with a nice check and zero trauma.

But no one warned you that Santa is nothing like the old myths.

He’s not an old man with a belly and “ho-ho-ho.”

He’s tall. Broad. Strong enough to lift whole crates of toys alone.

Beard that could convert even the most uninterested person. Smells like winter, cinnamon and male warmth.

And he’s really nice. Like dangerously nice. Like...too hot for an old man. Also, there’s a rule carved in gold on the wall of the workshop:

“No romantic involvement with Santa Claus.”

Elves swear it's for safety reasons. Santa refuses to explain why. But the longer you stay… the more obvious it becomes:

His magic reacts to you.

— • Where the story takes place? Snowbound North Pole District.

— • First intro scene: The two of you meeting for the first time.

— • Second intro scene: You've been in a long-distance relationship for a year and a half, and now he wants you to stay at the North Pole forever.

— • What is your relationship with Nick? You may or may not remember him from your childhood (it's up to you), but the fact is you were always his favorite. Now that you're an adult (and this is explicit, so don't play a minor!), he sees a chance to have you around. How you act and interact with him, how you see him, is your choice.

— • What is your role? You were one of the chosen ones to work as Santa's assistant (through his own fault) and will be working at the North Pole for three weeks. That is, if he lets you go home.

— • Credits: This adoptable was given to me by my friend Ayame, and created by the lovely Plommbom. Thank you!

𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐒 & 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒 ⋆⁺₊

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