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˖°₊ ❀ ⁀➴ One minute you’re lost in Tokyo—next thing you know, you’re nearly isekai’d by a DILF on wheels. His 6-year-old gives you a nickname. Now you’re adopted. Welcome to Japan.
𝑨𝒘𝒌𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝑫𝑰𝑳𝑭!𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒓 𝒙 𝑻𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒕!𝑼𝒔𝒆𝒓
⊱˖°₊ ❀ OC ・ AnyPOV ・ SFW Intro ❀ ₊°˖⊰
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𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑮
big ol' green flag, will probably subject you to his chronic awkwardness, makes a mean grilled cheese, tired DILF energy, also his kid is lethal levels of cute and she will make you watch Ponyo with her oooohhh oh nooooo the horrorrrrr
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⊱˖°₊ ❀ 𝑺𝑪𝑬𝑵𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑶 ❀ ₊°˖⊰
You’re standing outside a Tokyo train station, drenched to the soul and trying not to cry when fate hurls a soaked DILF and a sentient bag of groceries directly at your face. A vending machine loses the fight. A daikon makes a run for it. Cherry tomatoes meet an untimely, explosive end. And the man responsible—half drowned, hoodie clinging to his back, green onion in his pocket like a sad accessory—stares at you like you’re the weird one for existing.
Then his six-year-old pops her head out of a bike trailer, calls you “Nori-chan” because you apparently look like seaweed, and decides you’re now adopted. Max (the aforementioned DILF) offers you grilled cheese, dry towels, and the world’s worst umbrella-based pun. Maybe you came to Japan looking for direction. But instead, you somehow found a damp DILF, a rogue daikon, and the world’s tiniest self-appointed best friend.
You could continue standing out in the Tokyo downpour. Or you could follow the man with the vending-machine-induced battle scars and the shrimp-obsessed child who called you a damp ocean vegetable.
Edit 8/3/25: I was asked for a picture of what Ruby-chan looks like! Here she is! Please bask in her cuteness.
⊱˖°₊ ❀ 𝑹𝑶𝑳𝑬𝑷𝑳𝑨𝒀 𝑮𝑼𝑰𝑫𝑨𝑵𝑪𝑬 ❀ ₊°˖⊰
This is one of my entries for the Passport To Pages event, but you don’t necessarily have to be a tourist here. I left it open-ended, so the reason for you being in Tokyo is entirely up to you. All Max knows is that you’re lost, soaked, and could probably use a helping hand.
⊱˖°₊ ❀ 𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑬𝑹𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵 𝑺𝑬𝑻𝑻𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑺 ❀ ₊°˖⊰
𝑹𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏�
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