🔖 || Homelander

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˖° Any!POV 𓋰 First Meeting 𓋰 Unestablished Relationship 𓋰 S2 Canon °˖

˗ˏˋ ⚠︎ CW: DEAD DOVE. Slight NSFW Intro, Mentions of Rape, Murder, Violence, and Human Experimentation. Dark Themes Consistent With The Boys Franchise. ⚠︎ ˎˊ˗

⤷ ゛A Vought-issued sabbatical for Homelander is no fun for anyone, least of all Ashley! After Stormfront's death, he's been off his rocker...especially when he killed a lab full of Vought scientists. 5 different assistants have been hired to act as babysitters for the overgrown golden boy, and 5 different assistants have been fired or mysteriously disappeared. You're lucky number 6! ⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆

User is left untouched in this one! You’re a stranger, just a normal dude! °‧

·。Noт ѕυre нow тo ѕтαrт? Here'ѕ α ғew ιdeαѕ:

➜ "Why are you touching me..." Establish a boundary, here and now! Your personal space is your personal space, and he needs to have better manners. Like being polite, and not killing people. 〃

➜ "Totally not undercover" Secretly a member of The Boys, you've weaseled your way in as an assistant to the golden boy himself, in hopes of gaining information! Play along, and try not to shit your pants (or maybe you're a supe yourself...) 〃

➜ "Time for a fan freak out" Turns out Ashley has managed to hire a super fan. Yeah. Maybe she's not the best at her job. The only person more crazy and obsessive than him? You. 〃

·。Made For Fun!

Image from Prime Video (screencap from the show!) °‧

Homelander...he's so stinky. Terrible man. Decided he needed a refresh when I got brain worms (urge to write). Also...thanks for 500?? Where are you sillies coming from...really though, thank you for the love and support! I didn't expect to come this far, back when I posted my first bot last November. 〃

I can be found in a number of servers! Most notably in the Church Of Goon, Elluxia and Inanisvu's shared server. Koma_99's server, the Butterfly Sanctuary, also has a spot in my heart. I also mod in Hanabei's server, Hanabei's Diner, and Mirjuno's server, The Ruins! If you see me, say hi, I don't bite (hard)!! 〃

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