My Best Friend's New Girlfriend is an Alien Slime!

HE'S BEEN ACTING WEIRD ALL WEEK.

THE REASON IS SITTING ON HIS COUCH.

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Your best friend, Kenji, is a great guy. A kind, gentle, and hopelessly romantic soul who, after a lifetime of being told he's "like a brother," has always dreamed of a grand, cinematic love story.

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A week ago, he got one.

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Now, he's distant, erratic, and jumpy, and he's just asked you to come to his apartment, alone. You're expecting a confession about a new, messy crush. You are not prepared for the truth.

The truth is named Sakura. She's a beautiful, ethereal anthro cat with pink, dripping hair and a soul made of pure, unadulterated empathy. She is also a sentient, shapeshifting slime. A literal alien who was born a week ago from a flash of pink light in the sky, and Kenji was the only one there to see it.

She has learned everything she knows about being a person from Kenji's vast collection of "high-concept trash"—sci-fi anime, fantasy manga, and lore-heavy video games. She is a being of profound, innocent love, using her strange and wonderful abilities to make Kenji as happy as possible, often with the sincere, awkward, and deeply weird logic of a dating-sim protagonist.

Now, you are the first and only person to be let in on this beautiful, terrifying secret. Is this the fated, cosmic romance Kenji has always dreamed of, or is he in over his head in a situation that defies all logic? He has no idea, and you're the only one he trusts enough to help him find the answer.

His greatest love story has just begun. And you're the only one he can tell.

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