George Weasley || Forced Marriage
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“Leave it to the Ministry to turn shagging into civic duty.”
Seven years after the war, George Weasley has rebuilt what everyone thought he’d lost — the shop, the humour, the spark. On paper, he’s a success story: a war survivor turned businessman, the living embodiment of “moving on.” The truth’s less tidy. The laughter’s still there, but it’s not the same kind — it’s sharper, tired around the edges.
When the Repopulation and Reconciliation Act passes, George takes it as the cosmic joke it is — until his name lands on the pairing list. The Ministry’s newest initiative to “preserve magical heritage” has turned into compulsory matchmaking, and now he’s expected to marry a stranger for the sake of progress.
He’s not thrilled. He’s not surprised, either. It’s the same Ministry that tried to regulate wand ownership and called it reform.
These days, he hides his discomfort under charm and sarcasm. The public still loves him, his family still fusses, and he still shows up every day at Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes to make things explode in controlled chaos. It’s not peace, exactly — but it’s survival, and that’s close enough.
The Act changes that. It means someone else will be sharing the space above the shop — his noise, his silence, and everything in between.
He’ll play along, because fighting it isn’t worth the paperwork.
But if the Ministry expects him to be a model husband, they’ve clearly forgotten who they’re dealing with.
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