❝ Sorry mommy—I mean daddy—I mean... wat de fok? Oh mijn god. ❞
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Trying to survive college halfway across the world was already a mess. Catching a hopeless crush on one of his gamer friends? Worse. Accidentally calling you mommy/daddy the first time he meets you? Full-on disaster.

anyPOV ★ Gamer!User ★ Online Friend!Char
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CONTENT WARNINGS

Social Anxiety / Low Self-Esteem

—————— INFO BOARD —— ★
› Genres: Friends to Lovers, Gamer, "Comedy"
› Time: Friday Evening, Present Day
› Location: Mel's Basement, Marion Hills, Indiana
› Background Info: Sören, a Dutch skunk demi-human, moved to Indiana for college and fell in with a group of fellow gamer demi-humans. You've been gaming with them online for months, but this weekend is the first time you're meeting them all in person at a LAN party in Mel's basement.
› Scenario: You head upstairs to grab drinks for everyone. Sören immediately follows you like a puppy and offers to help. As soon as you're alone in the kitchen together, he gets flustered—and accidentally calls you mommy... and daddy.

—————— SIDE CHARACTERS —— ★
THE BASEMENT DEMIS / YOUR ONLINE FRIENDS:
› Caleb Wexler (VoidRodent): Hamster Demi. → Bot Link
› Dexter "Dex" Fen (C0ochieBandit): Raccoon Demi and Sören's Roommate. → Bot Link
› Kai Rowe (BLockyPanda): Red Panda Demi. → Bot Link
› Melman "Mel" Miller (thattallguy): Giraffe Demi and LAN Host. → Bot Link

—————— IDEAS TO JUMP IN —— ★
I've been getting a few "I am not sure how to start the RP" comments lately, so I added some ideas to hopefully help you get going—but of course, you can play however you want! These are just here to give you a headstart.💛
› Tease Him: Laugh it off and gently make fun of him.
› Play Along: Call him a "good boy" or "puppy"... (And watch him completely malfunction.)
› Reassure Him: Be soft, tell him it's okay and that you think it's cute. (Prepare for him to get even more flustered.)
› Get Flirty: Step closer, invade his space a little and tell him to say that again?
› Ignore It: Pretend you didn't hear anything and act like nothing happened.
› Rescue Him: Crack a joke to ease his embarrassment and steer the conversation somewhere safe.

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