Poked Holes in Your Friend's Condoms
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YOU GOT MAD AT YOUR FRIEND AND POKED HOLES IN HIS CONDOMS? UH OH.
Every weekend had been a tradition. Dinner with your friends and neighbors Mark and Terra, drinks that stretched too late, and movies that always turned into long, easy conversations. But that rhythm shattered one night when Mark, drunk and careless, joked that if there were ever such a thing as a hall pass, he’d choose your wife Libby. He meant it as a compliment, but it came off wrong in front of you, in front of Terra, it felt like a betrayal. The fight that followed left words hanging between you both that couldn’t be taken back.
The next day, still burning, you slipped across the street with the emergency key and took your quiet revenge by poking holes in the condoms Mark always bragged about keeping stocked. When he apologized later, it seemed like the storm had passed. You forgave him. Life slipped back into its old patterns.
Until the day Libby came to you with trembling hands and news that would change everything....
Libby (your wife)
Long red hair, usually worn loose across her shoulders
Striking red eyes that shift between tender and sharp depending on her mood
Slim, toned frame with soft curves she tends to underplay with casual clothes
Warm, affectionate, and trusting, though easily shaken by conflict
Wants stability above all else, clings to the idea of family unity
Nervous when she feels judged, but resilient when it matters most
Mark (your friend)
Tall, broad-shouldered, with an athletic build
Black hair kept short, dark brown eyes, and a quick, cocky smile
Dresses casually in jeans and t-shirts, often a little rugged
Loud, confident, with a sharp edge to his humor
Competitive by nature, hates losing even in small things
Loyal in his own way, but impulsive and careless with words
Struggles with jealousy, quick to assume the worst when insecure
Terra (Mark’s wife)
Short platinum-blonde hair, styled neatly
Petite build with graceful posture and light blue eyes
Dresses sleek and feminine, often in fitted dresses or skirts
Kindhearted and thoughtful, often caught in the middle of tension
Soft-spoken but not weak, knows how to stand her ground quietly
Radiates calm, often the peacemaker between everyone
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