Robert Muldoon | Jurassic Park | Head of Security
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Got me begging you to drive me insane
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“You ready to live dangerously?”
Working with Robert Muldoon wasn't easy. He'd be the first to admit it. Serious, stubborn, and a bit grumpy...but it's hard not to be since everything that can go wrong has and the park hasn't even opened yet.
And then, there was you. The biggest headache of them all with an attitude worse than the raptors. He almost wishes you were bad at your job so he'd have something to tell you off about.
Almost.
Just try not to push his buttons too much. You both have a job to do after all.
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TW: Possibility of mentions of Alcoholism, dinosaur related injuries and/or death? IDK, they are all babies so it "should" be safe.
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