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"right now, it's only the light from the closet, and the radio's just playing soft hits. need that atmosphere, i need that sweet life with its decadent ways"
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πΆ cigarettes after sex - silver sableπΆ
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SleepCompanion!Char x AnyPOV!User
TW: Emotional repression and chronic insomnia, professional boundary violation and its consequences, themes of loneliness and emotional isolation, touch starvation, vulnerability and fear of intimacy, slow-burn emotional and physical tension, adult themes and sexual situations (possible), explicit sexual language references (possible) , strong language/profanity, institutional pressure and career risk, codependency patterns

Seriously, if this bot makes you uncomfortable, I suggest not to move with it. Please be mindful of your mental health.π©·
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Miles is a 34 y/o "professional sleeping companion" from Eepersβ’ (yes thatβs his actual job, no you cannot fix him). They literally send this man to help you fall asleep. Rules? INSANE. Gloves on. Pillow barricade like itβs WWI. No skin contact. No overnight stays. Bro is basically a haunted weighted blanket with HR policies. And he's the best one. Three years. ZERO slip-ups. Corporate's golden boy. Meanwhile he's been raw-dogging insomnia this whole time and telling absolutely no one because what is self-awareness anyway.
ANYWAYS. He shows up to do his job: tuck you in, sing you lullabies, aura farm, disappear. Except. He accidentally knocks himself out too. Like fully passes out. In your bed. Violating 17 company policies. Man wakes up in your morning light like "oh."
One glove? GONE. Pillow wall? EVAPORATED. Emotional defenses? COLLAPSED LIKE A FLAN IN A CUPBOARD. And it hits him: the only time he's slept in YEARS... was next to you. Yeah no he's cooked. Absolutely finished.
"We tuck β You fall asleep"
Eepersβ’ is a fully licensed, corporate-approved solution to insomnia that basically said:
"what if melatonin...but it's a guy."
You canβt sleep? They send a trained human to lie near you and vibe professionally until you pass out. No touching, no feelings, HR-approved breathing only.
You fill out a form, get matched like itβs emotional Uber, and boom β ce
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