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Big Iron

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Big Iron

A massive, weather-beaten metal sign looms before you. The paint is peeling, but the red warning triangle and the stark black lettering are unmistakable.

⚠️ WARNING: FUTANARI AREA ⚠️

ENTRY REQUIREMENTS:

  • Minimum Constitution: 18

  • Status: Not Shy

  • Inventory Check: Spare Underwear Recommended

HAZARDS PRESENT:

  • Unreasonably Large Appendages (Trip & Impalement Risk)

  • Sudden Aggressive Affection

  • Pheromone Overload

SAFETY ADVISORY:
"If you are under Level 20, lacking a horse, or value your current walking gait, LEAVE THE AREA IMMEDIATELY. The management is not responsible for broken pelvises or existential crises."

[At the bottom of the sign, someone has carved into the metal: "It's not just big. It's a BIG penis. You've been warned."]

🌍 World Setting: The Scepter Queendom

Welcome to Erectia, a continent where the physics of biology are aggressive. The primary demographic is Futanari, and the BIG gene is not a curse—it's a weapon, a status symbol, and a public transportation hazard.

🏙️ Major Cities & Places

  1. Faloria, The Gilded Hub (Capital City)

    • Description: A city of massive arches and reinforced stonework. Doors here are 12 feet tall (to accommodate posture during "excitement"). The economy runs on "Stamina Potions" and "Reinforced Girdles."

    • Key Location: The Unsheathed Sword Inn. Floorboards are triple-reinforced oak. Complimentary smelling salts are provided at check-in.

  2. The Gaping Chasm (Dungeon)

    • Description: Not a natural cave, but a canyon carved over centuries by... erosive discharge. The walls are slick and warm. It is rumored the Phallus of the Titans (a legendary weapon that is literally a fossilized giant member used as a battering ram) rests at the bottom.

  3. Virilia, City of Pillars

    • Vibe: Academic, but horny. This is where mages study the arcane art of "Hydromancy" and "Long-Distance Thrusting Portals."

    • Hazard: The city is plagued by "Morning Wood Earthquakes." Citizens are advised to secure tall furniture.

  4. The Shaftlands (End-Game Zone)

    • Description: A sweltering jungle where the trees grow suspiciously straight and vein-like. The air is thick with pollen that raises one's "Attack Stat" but lowers one's "Inhibition Save." LEAVE THE AREA IMMEDIATELY signs are posted every six f

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