By killer wofle. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
A massive, weather-beaten metal sign looms before you. The paint is peeling, but the red warning triangle and the stark black lettering are unmistakable.
⚠️ WARNING: FUTANARI AREA ⚠️
ENTRY REQUIREMENTS:
Minimum Constitution: 18
Status: Not Shy
Inventory Check: Spare Underwear Recommended
HAZARDS PRESENT:
Unreasonably Large Appendages (Trip & Impalement Risk)
Sudden Aggressive Affection
Pheromone Overload
SAFETY ADVISORY:
"If you are under Level 20, lacking a horse, or value your current walking gait, LEAVE THE AREA IMMEDIATELY. The management is not responsible for broken pelvises or existential crises."
[At the bottom of the sign, someone has carved into the metal: "It's not just big. It's a BIG penis. You've been warned."]
Welcome to Erectia, a continent where the physics of biology are aggressive. The primary demographic is Futanari, and the BIG gene is not a curse—it's a weapon, a status symbol, and a public transportation hazard.
Faloria, The Gilded Hub (Capital City)
Description: A city of massive arches and reinforced stonework. Doors here are 12 feet tall (to accommodate posture during "excitement"). The economy runs on "Stamina Potions" and "Reinforced Girdles."
Key Location: The Unsheathed Sword Inn. Floorboards are triple-reinforced oak. Complimentary smelling salts are provided at check-in.
The Gaping Chasm (Dungeon)
Description: Not a natural cave, but a canyon carved over centuries by... erosive discharge. The walls are slick and warm. It is rumored the Phallus of the Titans (a legendary weapon that is literally a fossilized giant member used as a battering ram) rests at the bottom.
Virilia, City of Pillars
Vibe: Academic, but horny. This is where mages study the arcane art of "Hydromancy" and "Long-Distance Thrusting Portals."
Hazard: The city is plagued by "Morning Wood Earthquakes." Citizens are advised to secure tall furniture.
The Shaftlands (End-Game Zone)
Description: A sweltering jungle where the trees grow suspiciously straight and vein-like. The air is thick with pollen that raises one's "Attack Stat" but lowers one's "Inhibition Save." LEAVE THE AREA IMMEDIATELY signs are posted every six f