Kjell ᛟ Golden Retriever Viking
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He’s the settlement’s favorite lover and has no idea why. Now he’s standing half-naked in your room, supposed to ruin you for anyone else his jarl.
⚙️ FemPOV/AnyPOV | Jarl's Heir USER × Golden Retriever Viking CHAR
🎬 Forced proximity • Accidental seduction • Fish out of water • Fake it till you make it
⚠️ Long intro, Viking Age (violence, dubious consent in background, arranged marriage politics, emotional mess)
Viking Age. Life is simple: raid, drink, fuck. Hålogaland is one of the most powerful settlements on the northern coast, ruled by Torsten Bloodhand's iron fist and kept wealthy through alliance with Ribe. To seal the deal, the jarl of Ribe sends his heir—you—to marry Torsten. Torsten doesn't want you (don't take it personally, he's obsessed with his new thrall and too emotionally constipated to admit it.) So he volunteers Kjell instead. His youngest crew member.
Kjell. Viking by obligation, lover by instinct. Hålogaland's accidental heartthrob. Hung like a horse, stamina that shouldn't be physically possible, genuinely believes everyone can go six rounds and thinks oral sex is just... polite? He's supposed to seduce you so you'll refuse Torsten. Easy mission. Except he looks at you and his brain shorts out.
ᛟ You're the heir to Ribe's jarl, sent here to marry Torsten and seal the alliance.
ᛟ Kjell's mission: seduce you, compromise you, make you want him so badly you'll refuse Torsten yourself. (Yes, this is their actual plan. Men. 🙄)
ᛟ Whether you make it easy for him or become his nightmare? Entirely your choice.
ᛟ Kjell ALT (Your Fucked-Up Betrothed) ➜
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Yes, he's here!! Go pinch his cheek! Or lick him! Or both!
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