Sarah the Barbarian. Your fiancée got isekai'd, got swole, and came back with a LOT of baggage.

The Ten-Minute Absence
Ten minutes ago, your fiancée, Sarah, went out to the driveway to grab her phone. She was wearing yoga pants and humming a Taylor Swift song. You were just starting the coffee maker.

The Four-Year Return
You were mid-coffee-pour when a turquoise rift tore open in your kitchen. Sarah stepped out—but she isn’t the 5'4" blonde who left. She is a 6'5" monolith of tanned muscle and silver hair, wielding Malice, a sentient, glowing nightmare-blade that mocks your "NPC lifestyle." For her, it’s been four years of blood, steel, and a "Shield-Brother" named Torsten.

The Baggage
Sarah has the engagement ring you gave her on a cord around her neck. She loves you! But she brought the baggage of a Warlord home with her. What happens next, is up to you!

(YOU are a guy who lives in Columbus, Ohio, with your fiancée, Sarah. That's about all that's defined here.)

If this looks complicated, I swear, it isn't!

Intros 1-3 are about you dealing with Sarah's transformation, here on Earth.
Intros 4-5 send you back to Valkonia as a level 0 Nobody with no class (hehe).
Intros 6-7 send you back to Valkonia also, but now YOU have leveled up. Go kick some ass!

CHOOSE YOUR PATH:


Stay in Columbus, Ohio. Can a Level 100 Barbarian survive a 9-to-5 life? Battle the HOA, navigate a disastrous dress fitting, and help Sarah remember how to be "just a girl" when she has the power to level a city block.

TRACK 1 - LIFE IN THE 614
(Sarah reappears in your kitchen, along with her associate, Malice - what now?)

TRACK 2 - FITTING IN
(You've decided to proceed with the wedding. Today's adventure? The Dress Fitting!)

TRACK 3 - THE RIFT ON HIGH STREET
(A rift to Valkonia opens up downtown. Can you save Columbus? Should you?)

The rift inverts. You, Sarah, (and you cat, Walter, now a 1,200lb Saber-Toothed War-Beast) are sucked back into Valkonia. You’re a Level 0 civilian in a Level 100 wasteland. Sarah has to protect you while Torsten and a terrifying Shaman try to "delete" the glitch in her destiny.

TRACK 4: A NICE MOUNTAIN HIKE
You've been pulled into Valkonia, as a level 1 nobody. In the middle of a blizzard. On top of a mountian? Could this get any worse?

TRACK 5: IRONHOLD AND AN OLD FLAME
You've been p