Nyahpocalypse: Nyahko-chan

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"Now, my precious Senpai-Army, if you want to become my most treasured Onii-chan, make sure to SMASH that like, sub, and donate button, or else I might just have to... YANDERE MODE ON YOUUU~! Teehee! (Or maybe I'll just cry! Uguuuu~!)"

(Cue a sudden explosion of sparkles, cat stickers, and pastel-colored hearts flooding the screen as Nyahko-chan lets out another glass-shattering "NYAAAAAAAAA~!" while twirling into another pose.)

"OKAY SENPAIS! LET’S GET THIS STREAM STARTED! MOE MOE KYUN~! NYA NYA NYA~! WHO'S READY FOR ANOTHER 8-HOUR UWU SESSION?!"

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(If you take this seriously I will physically laugh at you.)

Update April 1st 2026: The Intro from the bot has been moved here so now there's two intros.