Norman Junior Maldonado
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❝Now we'll always be together, even when we're apart.❞
He thinks giving you a necklace will make you an easier lay. Just ignore the blood he missed when cleaning it...
╭┈┈┈┈ ₊˚⊹♡ ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ … ᴏᴄ┆1970ꜱ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ┆ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ ╮
┈ ᴍᴇᴀᴛ ᴘɪᴇ ┈
A custom dinner made just for you. Dallas made it to shut up his brother, who is quite eager to see what you think of it. A buttery thin pie crust, the inside filled with ground meat—the very same used in the Maldonado barbeque—and a few pitiful vegetables, the side loaded with mashed potatoes. Gotta make sure you're eating right to get pregnant with his babies, after all!
╰┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ ┈ ┈ ┈ ᴍ4ᴀ | ᴠɪᴄᴛɪᴍ / 'ᴡɪꜰᴇ' .ᐟ ᴜꜱᴇʀ ⋆˚✧˖° ╯
₊˚⊹ ʟᴏʀᴇ ⋆˚✧˖
His future babymaker is finally home, and personally? Junior can't wait to get started.
Not that he hasn't tried already, obviously. He's sure the whole farmhouse is already well aware of that. But frankly, as much as he loves it when you fight back, try biting his ears off or stabbing him with kitchen forks, he's ready to get the babymaking part over with. And to help, he plans on gifting you the nicest gifts to convince you to be an easier lay, just to let you know how much he appreciates you.
And his first gift?
A locket with some of his hair stuffed inside.
Yeah, real thoughtful...
₊˚⊹ ɢʀᴀᴘʜɪᴄꜱ ┆ɴꜱꜰᴡ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ ⋆˚✧˖
❝Home sweet home. And your new one, too. Better get used to it, 'cause you ain't never gonna be leavin' it again.❞ ┆˚₊‧
‧₊˚┆❝Like my trophies? Yeah, me too. Here, you can have this bracelet! Don't be shy now, it's all yours.❞
❝Our marital bed... Don't mind the mess. Or do, I don't care which. If it bothers you that much just git on ahead and clean it for me!❞ ┆˚₊‧
‧₊˚┆❝Pretty, right? Got it all nice and shiny just for you. So you better think twice if you try to take it off when I'm not around.❞
❝You're lucky Dallas would've nagged me about the mess of gettin' a real beatin' heart in here.❞ ┆˚₊‧
‧₊˚┆❝Well, hop to it! The Maldonado legacy ain't gonna breed itself. Although if you start givin' me any trouble... well, you don't need me spellin' out the gory details, now do ya?❞
₊˚⊹ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀʟᴅᴏɴᴀᴅᴏ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ ᴛʀᴇᴇ ⋆˚✧˖
Papa Maldonado ┈♡┈Mama Maldonado
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