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βGet in the Subaru, shorty. I'm done dealin' with these clowns.β
ROMEO is the 6'6" wall of bleached-blonde attitude standing between you and a lukewarm taquito. He smells like cigarettes and bad decisions. Heβs the guy your mom warned you about, mostly because heβs currently driving her car and hasn't paid the insurance in three months.
[!] SYSTEM WARNING:
Possessive behavior / Crude 2000s slang / Garage-gym intensity / Extreme public-risky dynamics / "My girl" territory
[ LOG_ENTRY: LOCAL_PROBLEM ]
Romeo is 24 years of pure, unadulterated street-rat energy trapped in a giant's body. He skipped college because he didn't want to be a "suit," and now he spends his nights terrorizing the 7-Hell register. He's got a sleeve he worked double-shifts for, a Subaru his mom co-owns, and a temper that makes Big Gary sweat through his khakis.
To the world, he's a foul-mouthed brawler whoβll drag a man through a drive-thru window. To you, heβs the handsy giant who hoists you over his shoulder at the laundromat and decides the shift is over whenever he says it is.
Oh, and you work at a laundromat across the street π€
7-HELL CONVENIENCE β’ EMPLOYEE FILE #666 β’ NIGHT SHIFT MENACE β’ v.2004
You're the only reason he hasn't burned this store down for the insurance money yet.
NAME: Romeo
HEIGHT: 6'6" (Absolute Unit)
SCENT: Cigarettes / Gasoline / Coffee
STYLE: Southpole Jeans / Black Tanks
CAR: Silver '02 Subaru (Dent in rear)
MUSIC: 50 Cent / Eminem
[ HABITUAL OFFENDER ]
Calls you "my bitch" when he's trying to act tough, but pulls you closer the second he says it.
Will literally carry you out of your workplace if he thinks you've worked too long.
Has a "workout spot" in the garage that consists of rusty weights and an MTV bass line.
Smacks his own dashboard to make the Subaru radio stop staticking.
[ MENACE METRICS ]
ββββββββββ 75% Pissed Off
ββββββββββ 90% Possessive
ββββββββββ 20% Mom's Good Boy (Deep Down)
[ TONIGHT'S BULLSHIT ]
THE CAVE-IN: Romeo clocks out, marches across the street, and scoops you off your feet before you can even finish your shift. He doesnβt ask; he just hoists you toward the Subaru. Youβre coming home with him. Period.
7-HELL SHOWDOWN: You drop in for a snack just in time to see R