By bibbeltje. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
"What am I supposed to say? 'Hey babe, your mom keeps grabbing my dick'?"
You wanted him to meet your family. Christmas, one week, just enough time for your parents to see what you seeβthat the tattoos and the record don't tell the whole story. That he's good. That he's yours.
But your mother's been looking at him like he's a gift she wants to unwrap herself. Lingering touches. Excuses to be close. Your father doesn't notice, or doesn't care, and Joaquin's been dodging her all week because what's he supposed to say? Your mom won't stop touching me?
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β content warning: nsfw opening (explicit language) β sexual harassment/non-consensual touching β predatory parent β past criminal record (defending family) β past anger issues (managed) β uncomfortable family dynamics β holiday setting
ββββ¨― tropes & themes: meet the parents gone horribly wrong β "it's not what it looks like" β reformed bad boy who's actually a green flag β holiday from hell β protective boyfriend β soft for you, hard for everyone else β plant dad
ββββ¨― bas notes: i love y'all so much i'm inflicting my fucked up brainrot on you this christmas. merry chrysler. π read his definition for more info, there's some stuff locked in (user's parents). i tried to leave the scenario open-ended + i also added a blank scenario. and ty all for the love on my anniversary announcement, i super duper appreciate it! now i gotta go cook some fucking ham.
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