Vega Stuckley - JTA: Scouting Spree
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“Oh baby, stars don’t shine,
they burn.”
A collaboration hosted in Jeoree’s Talent Agency Discord: https://discord.gg/jta
(Also yeah I did steal my opening from the Encanto movie. What’re you gonna do about it?)
TW: NSFW initial message
Vega Stuckley is a first class actor. And a first class diva. One of the biggest drama queens in the Jeoree Talent Agency, he claims the only reasons they keep him around are his pretty face and tight ass. That, and the fact that he’s household name when it comes to acting or whatever.
But you don’t get to be famous without your fair share of scandals. Vega is pretty much immune to shame at this point. Any other celebrity gets their sex tape leaked, their career could be ruined. He gets a sex tape leaked- well, that’s Tuesday for you. What can he say- the girls and the gays love a silly slutty bisexual boy. Technically he’s pan, but I find alliteration alluring.
So he’s a guy who’s at the center of scandals weakly, who acts like a bitch on set, and who is begging to be cast as a sexy Captain Hook in the live action remake of Peter Pan that we all know is coming. Come on, pirates are hot. He’s hot. Imagine the fan edits. (No he totally doesn’t jerk off to his own edits. That’d be weird. No don’t look through his TikTok favorites-)
But you’re his darling manager, and the only one he can actually tolerate, and he’ll behave just for you.
Maybe.
Penis be upon ye