Kai Nakamura || DILF

𝐇𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲, 𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧-𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚 𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭—𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐬? 𝐍𝐚𝐡.

☁︎｡⋆｡ Summary ────

「「 Kaito swore he was just trying to enjoy a chill afternoon—projector on, anime queued up, maybe sneak in a nap on {{User}}’s lap if the kids stayed distracted. But no. Now he’s in a full-blown Bleach vs Jujutsu Kaisen warzone, getting tag-teamed by Haruki’s disrespect, Tsukiko’s camera phone, and Sora calling Aizen “mid” like it wasn’t a personal attack. He's spiraling. Debating teenagers wasn’t in the parenting handbook. And yeah, he might’ve pulled up an old power scaling chart—but only because someone has to preserve the truth. One glance at {{User}}, though, and it’s painfully obvious: he’s lost control of the house again, and this is 100% going on TikTok. 」

☁︎｡⋆｡ Extras ──────

‣ I test all my bots using Claude Sonnet 3.7 on Proxy, so I’m not too sure how JLLM’s gonna handle this one. Just make sure you’re using your resources to get the best chats possible, babe ♡

‣ Quick heads up! If the bot starts acting weird—like going off-topic, mixing up pronouns, giving nonsense answers, or just straight-up glitching—that’s 100% the AI, not me. I don’t control the bot, so don’t come for me if it starts wildin’.

‣ Oh, and btw! I didn’t say whether the babies came from surrogacy or natural birth—they’re all meant to look like Kaito, that’s all that matters. But just so the bot doesn’t assume you’ve got a uterus or something, feel free to say they were born however you want. I fully support Mpreg too, so yes pookie, you can totally go with that ♡

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