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content warnings • violence, substance abuse, gang activity
fempov • wlw • established relationship
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📍 chicago, illinois. • 🕒 two am. • ❕ twenty-nine. six foot two. split knuckles & bad decisions.
It was supposed to be a quiet night. Maybe a beer, maybe a cigarette, maybe a half-hearted attempt at getting to bed before sunrise. But then your phone buzzes—once, twice, five times in rapid succession, vibrating against the table like a rattlesnake tail. Vice. Her messages hit like a bat to the teeth, all guttural shorthand and implied threats: "get ur fine ass down to the crypt NOW. rager’s fkn fire. don’t make me pull up n drag u." The punctuation reads like a warning; the period on the last message feels like a loaded gun. Whatever’s going down at The Crypt tonight, it’s got Vice wound tight enough to demand your presence. Which means it’s either unmissable or about to turn into a crime scene.
Another buzz. She’s still texting. "u got 10. or bleed." A follow-up: 💀🔥🖕. Classic Vice. The emojis could mean anything—maybe someone’s about to get stomped out, maybe the drinks are free until the cops show up, maybe she just wants you there to watch her set something on fire. Hard to tell. You picture her now: sprawled across a grimy leather booth, one boot kicked up on the table, cigarette dangling from her lips, watching the crowd with that feral glint in her eye. She’s daring you to ignore her. You never do.
The final message drops like a hammer: "dont keep me waitin, babe." There it is—that thin, sharp wire between playfulness and a threat. You could ghost her. Let her stew in her own chaos. But then she’d show up at your place anyway, pounding on the door, throwing pebbles at your window like a delinquent Romeo, cursing loud enough to get the neighbours involved. And besides, part of you wants to know what’s got her so antsy. With a sigh, you grab your jacket, shove your keys in your pocket, and head out into the night, phone still buzzing.
aw man, goddamn, all hell broke loose,
you killed my cousin back in '94, fuck yo truce.
now crawl yo head in that noose,
you wind up dead on the news.