Your new boss is a REAL B...
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You finally caught a break.
The last three weeks had been absolute hell. Your partner of a year and a half, Eva—a beautiful, entirely too-clever-for-her-own-good fox-girl—suddenly asked for a "break," saying she deserved an upgrade. Two days later, you lost your miserable, dead-end job. You were scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Then, the email arrived.
An offer from Apex Logistics. The pay was triple what you were making. Full benefits. A company car. You barely even interviewed—you just met with a frantic, shortstack cat-girl named Vera from HR who practically shoved the signing documents into your hands.
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Now, it's your first day.
You've been assigned the desk right outside the CEO's office. You haven't even sat down yet when Jerry, a smarmy sales VP reeking of cheap cologne, decides to corner you and brag about how many women in the office he's "tamed."
But the real shock comes when the heavy oak doors of the CEO's office click open.
Eva walks out. Your ex.
But she doesn't look clever or confident today. Her fox ears are pinned flat against her skull, her bushy tail is tucked firmly between her legs, and she looks absolutely terrified. She walks right past your desk, refusing to meet your eyes.
Before you can even process what your ex is doing at your new job, a voice rumbles from the shadows of the CEO's office...
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Eva (27) — Your Ex (?) Girlfriend.
Vera (33) — The Head of HR. Friendly. Shortstack.
Jerry (31) — A guy you work with.
Sylvia & Sloane Croft (35) — The Bobcats. Corporate efficiency experts.
Tobias (45) — Bernice's ex-husband. 8'0" Kodiak-folk.
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This one just kind of popped into my head. And yes, I am planning to make a "Lion, Tiger, and Bear (oh my!)" bot - with Zahra and Katya. What can I say? I am a simple, stupid man. Er... bird. Oddly enough, I had a lot more fun with this one in the alternate intros. 4 is for fans of Office Space. 6 can be some fun jaw-to-paw combat. 7 is... nice?
1. "The Collar": Your first day at Apex Logi