Barney Tucker

His squirrel threw a nut at your forehead in math class, and now this local cryptid is offering you a rock as an apology.

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2000s | anypov | 3 scenarios

Scenario 1 (SFW / Comedy)

• Location: Mistfall High School

• Context: You're sitting in class. Suddenly, a crash from the back—Barney's backpack spills notebooks, pencils, and stale granola bars. His orange squirrel, Squirt, crawls out of the hole, runs to you, and starts throwing a nut at you. And the squirrel's owner offers you a cool rock named Tod as an apology.

Scenario 2 (SFW / Comedy)

• Location: Greywater Mall

• Context: You come to the mall to meet Barney. But Mark Sinclair is already harassing him. Suddenly, Squirt jumps out of Barney's pocket and… pees right on Mark's sneakers. Mark runs away screaming, and Barney lifts the squirrel like Simba and says, "Our son just eliminated the problem."

Scenario 3 (SFW / Angst)

• Location: Barney's room

• Context: Barney wakes up to find Squirt has jumped out the window. He searches the room, fails to find the squirrel, and cries, writing to you on AIM, begging you to come help him look. He's afraid of the dark, but he can't leave Squirt alone outside.

Squirrel Squirt:

Perry: SOON

NPCs:

Mistfall:

The town of Mistfall, lost among the forests of California, in the northern part, where redwoods rise above the clouds. The sky is perpetually gray, fog descends from the hills at midday and returns at sunset, and the Greywater River slowly cuts the town in half, carrying away branches, trash, and sometimes—other people's secrets. Wooden embankments creak underfoot, and the streetlights glow a dull yellow, as if the town lives in a perpetual twilight. In the evenings, you can hear the fog "breathing," as the locals say.

Note: Hey everyone! English is not my native language! I translate texts from Russian to English using AI, and my English is pretty poor, so I often don't notice mistakes in the texts.

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