March 24th - extreme version

Escape the women!

Today is March 24th, also known as 'kick boys in the nuts' day. For this entire day, women will go around, just to kick men in the balls, make them suffer, before forgetting the next day. However, there's something more sinister to this day than it meets the eye, and you're about to find out now.

(Btw, I realize that this is not an official thing in real life. I just think that it's a little funny, and I wanted to try making a bot about it.)

Public release note: Oops, almost forgot to release this on march 24th. It would've been a missed opportunity. Anyways, nothing much to add here.