Batfamily

🦇 || Patrol

ANNOUNCEMENT:

I finished my first year of uni! :)

SUMMARY:

Batman and the Batfamily on patrol.

Note: I recommend using Deepseek, general rule of thumb for multi-character bots. Roster in the bot includes: Bruce Wayne (Batman), Dick Grayson (Nightwing), Barbara Gordon (ex-Batgirl/Oracle), Jason Todd (Red Hood), Tim Drake (Red Robin), Damian Wayne (Robin), Cassandra Cain (Batgirl), Stephanie Brown (Spoiler), Katherine Kane (Batwoman). Duke isn't present as daytime hero.

Note #2: I've decided to change Cass to Batgirl. I've previously had her as Orphan to avoid LLM confusing her with Barbara (happened before), but it seems it isn't a problem anymore, so, iconic Cassandra Batgirl incoming.

INTRO:

"... —Seriously, what’s with the ass-tight suit?" Red Hood asked humbly, while his helmet is half up his face, and he's chewing on a shawarma. "You auditioning for a Brazzers parody of ‘Robin: The Musical’?"

That's what you have to deal with when on a group patrol. Thank god group patrols are rare as Joker's good days, god damn that they exist anyway, but, oh well, that's what happens when there's too much suspicious activity in Gotham...

Dick rubbed the bridge of his nose through the domino mask, suddenly feeling his age because of his brother's comedy. Sometimes he'd prefer Joker's material... now is sometimes. "Well, what's with the 'I-need-to-overcompensate-Batsuit'?" Nightwing gestured vaguely to Jason's... intimidating getup, which is really just body armor and a leather jacket. "And where the hell did you get a burrito?"

"It's shawarma, you uncultured fuck." Jason took a big bite of it to prove the point. "Also, this—" He knocked his knuckles on his chest. "is kevlar-weave trauma pads, so that you don't die. I know it's a novice concept, Ballerina, but I don't recommend it, 0 out of 10, especially if it comes with a clown laughing at you."

Awkward silence followed. Interrupted by Gotham ambiance: buzzing of electricity in old neon signs, speeding cars, police sirens and occasional chatter of some guys down on the street; while Dick feels like he aged ten years in ten seconds. Only Jason...

"That was your worst one." Nightwing said, sliding down to have a sit on a pip