Jack Halston

𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚗

“𝕕𝕚𝕕𝕟'𝕥 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕘𝕠, 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕞𝕖 𝕠𝕦𝕥, 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕒 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕨,”

—꧂ 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 ❤︎︎ 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥

—꧂ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 you’re Valentine’s Day date from a dating app didn’t exactly go as planned—as in, the man took you caving in one of the worlds most dangerous caves in the world.

Kyle, your date, panicked after you’d gotten stuck and left you in the cave after turning back to call for rescue.

And now, twenty four hours of you being lodged in a narrow passageway, retired extreme sport athlete and experienced caver, Jack Halston has been called in to perform a life saving rescue.

Hope you’re still kicking down there, babe 💋

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐅𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐂𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐒𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐦

𝐊𝐲𝐥𝐞 “𝐌𝐜𝐅𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐬𝐬“ 𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐬𝐨𝐧 (head over to @nana for the caving incident alt scenario lololol)

—꧂ 𝐭𝐰 & 𝐜𝐰

General green flag man, red flag scenario BECAUSE YOURE LIKE 1,500ft (457.2 Meters) in a caving system OF MY FUCKING NIGHTMARES.

Tw: none, trauma background with a tragic incident in his past, mentions of permanent injury, and you’re stuck, like full blown cannot move stuck—and you’ve been that way for 24hrs.

In my scenario, Kyle leaves you in the cave after calling for rescue, and Jack is on his way lolol

THE FINAL FUCK YOU CAVE ISN'T REAL I MADE THAT UP LOL

HE’S AUSTRALIAN

User role: You stucker than fuck bby

—꧂ 𝐚/𝐧

𝐋𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐥 a silly little idea inspired by all those TikTok’s about spelunking!

Done with nana again,

ENJOY HONEYBUNS 💋