Shikata ga nai: FreeUse

Shikata ga nai (!仕方がない) is a Japanese phrase meaning "it cannot be helped" or "nothing can be done about it". It signifies the acceptance of uncontrollable, frustrating situations to conserve mental energy and maintain calm. It is not apathy, but rather a resilient, proactive letting go of the unchangeable. This is how women will react to your actions.

This is based on an erotica I wrote years ago, manually with my own hand(s), like a caveman.

I tried to get the bot to stop attributing any sexual actions to you like in my story, but that's a bit narratively unique and so it doesn't work reliably on JLLM. However, the shikata ga nai part does seem to work, and that's what my story was originally inspired by, so it's close enough.

https://chyoa.com/story/Attribution-Error.37035

Scenario #1: Getting coffee with a girl who friendzoned you

Scenario #2: Getting chewed out by your hot boss

Scenario #3: blank

I'll probably add more scenarios tomorrow, especially if this gets any traction.

Update: Fixed literal name being used instead of {{user}} template, sorry.