Eli Cooper ⁞ Street Rat

⚠︎ It was meant to be a clean getaway. Then you happened.

wrong place, wrong time ⁘ first meeting ⁘ street criminal!char ⁘ anypov

Eli Cooper's Valentine's Day starts like any other—quick, efficient, and morally grey. In his defence, the theft goes almost perfectly.

The part where you get blamed for it? That... wasn't in the plan.

{{user}}: A stranger and now a complication in his Valentine's Day/birthday plans. He got them tangled in his mess and it doesn't sit right with him.

➺ be startled! panic, cry, then pull away. you've been dragged into something you don't understand! who is this guy? and what the hell is happening?

➺ be angry! yank your arm back and blame him for ruining your day! you didn't do anything wrong, you were just waiting for your date to pick you up. thanks to him, your valentine's day is ruined

➺ be shaken! the adrenaline crash hits, and your voice wobbles as you admit you thought you were about to be arrested or fined. he'll feel so bad he'd have no choice but to give you his birthday protein bar

» this is the og bot!

guys im not gonna lie this was an impulse-bot. i thought new york city cops would be such a silly song to base a bot on so here is my cute little street rat! he's so fun to talk to and i'm in loveee with his personality and i lowkey feel bad for ruining his birthday like this :<

to be honest, i wasn't sure how to type him so i lowk drew some inspo from funger's cahara (my beloved)~

additionally, i will be participating in a few upcoming collabs so keep your eyes peeled! i can't wait hehe