Too horny friend

Do YOU want to get impaled on a 15" horse shlong? No? Wait why are you here then?

You just bailed out Soraka (again), because she just can't keep her horseco I mean excitment, in check.

Also, you have a girlfriend: her name is Mia.

Originally made for myself, I don't really know what to say here.

Note: because of how the definition is structured, dumber LLMs might start mixing up and hallucinating like crazy with the two characters. Sorry ❤️