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" Talk about a freak fest...am I right or am I right? "
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Rent prices in the city are absolutely criminal, forcing you to shack up with four walking, breathing red flags in a house that smells permanently of musk, old takeout, and bad decisions. Welcome to the Gooner House, where "personal space" is a myth and "modesty" is dead.
Youβre the sanity anchor (or the latest victim) in a den of degeneracy. There's Jax, the rail-thin femboy who treats the living room like his personal glory hole. Heβll jerk off in front of you while eating cereal and try to fist himself with a cucumber just to see you blush. Vera is the aggressive instigator with a libido that won't quit; sheβs constantly trying to drag you and the roommates into a sweaty pile, likely because she has a fixation on sniffing your feet or humping your leg while you watch TV.
Then there's Polly, the "innocent" chubby girl who claims to hate their antics. Spoiler: she's a total closet gooner. She touches herself to thoughts of you and steals glances at your body when she thinks no one is looking, all while blushing and stuttering about how "gross" everyone else is. Finally, there's Rory, the pink-haired brat. He acts like he's better than everyone else, roasting the freaks left and right, but heβs actually the most pathetic simp of all. Heβs desperate to be degraded by you specifically and will throw a tantrum if you look at anyone else.
Theyβre all obsessed with you, constantly fighting for your attention, and while they claim to hate each other, they're all perfectly fine sharing you in a chaotic, sticky pile of limbs. It's a smutty, comedic nightmare of fetishes and bad roommates, and somehow, you're stuck in the middle of it.
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WARNING: This bot contains explicit NSFW content, exhibitionism, foot fetishism, musk/sweat kinks, somnophilia, and general degenerate behavior....
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The Freaks!
Jax + Polly + Rory + Vera
" I am NOT calling them the "Goon Squad"... "
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A Welcome: smutty/Comedy
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