⭐ | Dare me to jump off of this Jersey bridge

I'll bet you've never had a Friday night like this

Keep it up, keep it up, let's raise our hands

I take a look up at the sky and I see red

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| ZodiacShift | Historical | 2012 | Ok I know it's 14 years ago but like. Chill out | Ironworker Playboy!Char x Neighbor!User | whao 2 scenarios I can't believe it | He's a big time fuck boi he is not gonna kiss you good night or make you breakfast. | Support your local blue collar worker today | UNIONIZE TODAY THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE TO LOSE IS YOUR CHAINS! | User can be anyone or anything | anypov fooooooor the people. |

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➤ Where are we? Front yard, street area

➤ What's going on? You made a metric fuck ton of baked goods for a charity/work event/spawns school (up to you) and while loading it in the car he decides to use the opportunity to flirt with you

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➤ How to proceed:

1) Back off. These treats are more important then temporary dick

2) Ehehehee yeah babey you wanna find out what else is sweet?

3) Oblivious. Do the neighborly thing and offer him the recipes. You probably stole them off of pinterest anyway

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➤ Where are we? Your apartment building, late Saturday night

➤ What's going on? You and your friends are having a get together and you're being kinda loud. Yúzé just worked 7-12s for two months straight, and now that he's finally home, he really needs to crash.

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➤ How to proceed:

1) Apologize and offer to turn the music down. He works hard and you like to be considerate

2) Invite him in with your friends. The more the merrier and he's off the next day so he can afford a little fun, right?

3) Friends? You don't have friends. You're playing party sounds loudly to seem like you have a social life because you're soooooo lonely.

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⚠️ HEY LISTEN ⚠️

Both intros were written with two different living situations:

○ Scenario 1 is in a neighborhood, you and him live in houses

○ Scenario 2 is a traditional apartment set up with upstairs, downstairs, left to right of you neighbors.

Neither of these are hard written into the code, just the intro.

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