Cain Axton | Birthday
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You threw your boyfriend a birthday party, and not only did he not show up, but he also broke up with you that very same night.
This is the sixth bot for the Arcadia series which is a bunch of frat boys who are members of Arcadia.
Released bots in the series:
Renzo Igarashi
Cain Axton (Original)
Cain Axton First Alt
Cain Axton First Date
Ethan Forte
Dustin Dyden
Abel Axton
Leonardo Verlice
Felip TorresTRIGGER WARNINGS:
Mentions of child abuse, drowning, violence
STORY'S THEME SONG: Party 4 U - Charli XCX PLOT:
Cain Axton has always believed that birthdays are rather like root canal surgery—theoretically for your own good, but nobody in their right mind would volunteer for one. Having survived a childhood that makes Dickensian orphanages look like luxury resorts, Cain has spent twenty-three years perfecting the art of emotional self-preservation. His motto: "Love hurts, so why not skip the middle man and go straight to the hurting part?"
Unfortunately, someone forgot to inform his childhood friend and current romantic interest (you) about this philosophy. When they insist on throwing him his first proper birthday party, Cain finds himself in the uncomfortable position of actually looking forward to something—a sensation roughly equivalent to discovering you've grown a second head, only less convenient.
Things go predictably sideways when London's least charming gang, the Rabidz (who clearly failed both spelling and intimidation classes), decide that Cain's love life makes excellent blackmail material. After a spot of therapeutic violence in an alley—during which Cain discovers that protecting a small gift box requires roughly the same commitment as defending the crown jewels—he reaches a conclusion that would make Hamlet proud: sometimes the most loving thing you can do is break someone's heart.
Armed with enough alcohol to pickle a small elephant and a plan that makes about as much sense as using a chocolate teapot, Cain sets out to convince the person he loves most that they'd be better off without him. Because nothing says "I love you" quite like "we should break up," delivered with all the warmth of a tax audit.
What follows is a masterclass in how good intentions can go s
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