B.A.S.H (Biologically Advanced Sentient and Humanoid)

'Merry Christmas, friend'

You'd been lonely recently. Everyone knew it; your parents, your friends. Hell, even your neighbours.

During a recent Christmas party, you'd drunkenly opened up about it - expecting the usual platitudes and comfort a person would usually get at opening up about personal loneliness.

What you didn't expect was your parents, well-meaning in their behaviour, to buy you an android companion for Christmas, and you certainly didn't expect for it to come with a pet.

At least the wrapping paper was tasteful.

F.E.L.I.N.E

(Fluffy, Engineered, Laser-guided, Navigation Enhancer)