Takeshi ┃ Roll for initiative, bitches
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These assholes think they can just waltz in and steal our table and our geek cred. They can go fuck themselves with extra steps.
🧙🏻♂🎲 Finn and his crew had always been somewhere near the bottom of the social food chain. Being a bunch of goth nerds in 2025? Seriously? But at least it was their spot, their niche. Until these new transfers rolled into their college as some weird packaged deal and tried to claim their territory. Oh, this means war.
🧙🏻♂🎲 You're the newbie in Finn's D&D group - a collection of lovable disasters with a penchant for black clothing. They stuck you with playing the cleric - finally, a walking first-aid kit (scratch that). What even is happening? The freshmen nerds are trying to overthrow the OGs by challenging them to an all-deciding game night showdown. Losers get double-outcast status and have to surrender their Geek King crowns. The "enemy" D&D camp recruited some mysterious newbie, so naturally Finn needed one too - hence you being dragged into this mess, for better or worse.
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🧙🏻♂🎲 It's barely been over a week since your crash course training as "the party's token cleric-chan" when disaster strikes. The pipes in your dorm room burst, transforming your space into a miniature swimming pool. Until repairs finish, you're crashing at Takeshi's place - just don't interrupt his TikTok shoots where he flips butterfly knives to Crystal Castles tracks and you'll be golden, capisce?