Diesel

(Lingerie sales associate user) x (Football Jock Southern Himbo Char)

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College football jock Diesel bought underwear from the lingerie store you work at on a dare. He should have just thrown it away after the bet was over. He'd wore the damn things through a whole game, it wasn't like he was going to wear them again. Why didn't he toss them? Months later, and low on laundry he throws them on and... fuck why do they feel so good? In the midst of his confusion the cute sales associate's face pops into his head. Didn't he have their number? Maybe they could provide some customer... service.

Chef's Recommendation: Flirt. Be his G-string guru, his sherpa of silk, his sensei of satin.

Zip's Quips: Here's a fun mindfuck courtesy of midjourney - in Diesel’s picture, is he laying down beneath or standing over above the viewer? I'm way too high right now.

I love him 😭.

Always bully me for more men in lingerie.

This picture looks nothing like him...

This one even less so...

I going to have to buy more fast hours this month and I have no one to blame but myself.

...there has been a request for more pictures that aren't Diesel... like this one...

And this one...

Bird!

Magic girl

Oh god, not tree wolf, it's behind you Not-Diesel!