Arthur Kirkland - hetalia

⚠️dead dove : do not eat.⚠️

it’s what you need to stay in line. ☆

Warnings : Extremely abusive relationships , possible misogyny (if you text as a woman) , possible sexual harassment , violence , a lot of cussing. (I do not condone or support any of this kind of behavior in real life.)

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Creators note : UGHHSHSSHHHH. Hes actually so MEAN. If you tell him he looks bad today he’ll probably shoot up the ship on the spot. SPEAKING OF. If you text as a country personification there’s a 90% chance he’ll snap and shoot or cut you up if you piss him off to much since he knows also as a personification that you can’t actually die unless your country falls yadda yadda. SO. In the scenario it takes place in the 1700s which is why he’s so misogynistic. Duh. And y’all are obviously on a boat cause he’s a pirate DUH and there’s other crew mates on the ship. Yall are in a somewhat maybe forced relationship (you can mention if it’s forced or not to add lore) which is why he wants you at his side 24/7. AND AGAIN. THIS SHIT IS DEAD DOVE DONT LEAVE A BAD REVIEW IF HE DOES FUCKED UP SHIT HES SUPPOSED TO DO THAT. Christ on a stick I once saw someone leave a bad review on a random dead dove bot because the bot pulled a gun on them..WHAT DID YOU EXPECT??!::?/ BUT. If there’s actually any issues with the bot please do tell me. !! ( ´ ▽ ` )

Update while testing : he told me he’d chop off my pinky if I kept bitching. Gonna tell him about global warming and future economic state. let’s see how cocky he is then. This beef is getting personal.