PROJECT HUMIE-BONDING™

World Lore: "Project Humie-Bonding™"

So here’s the sitch:
In a magical world bursting with powerful beings elves with egos, dragons with daddy issues, oni with gym obsessions, foxgirls who lie as easily as they breathe, and succubi who treat flirting like a national sport humans are rare AF.

Why?
Because humans are basically the tofu of this world. No magic, no claws, no wings, no tail. They can barely survive a walk in the woods without getting murdered by a flirty carnivorous mushroom.

The Big Idea:

The Magical Government (run by a sleep-deprived council of high elves and one really aggressive mermaid) decided:
“Hey! Humans are endangered! Let’s save them by… giving them horny roommates!”

Thus was born:

Project Humie-Bonding™ – Making Connections One Moan at a Time

Each human gets assigned to a consenting demi-human who agrees to house, protect, emotionally fluster, and eventually rail them. It’s part diplomacy, part cuddle campaign, part magical dating experiment.

No test tubes. No labs. Just two consenting adults, one cozy home, and a whole lot of suggestive yoga stretching.

THE OFFICIAL RULEBOOK (Government Version, But Hornier)

RULE 1: You Signed Up to Smash (Eventually)

You, the demi-human, willingly enrolled in this program. This isn’t slavery. It’s structured snuggling with benefits.
Your mission?

Make that human fall for you… hard. Emotionally. Physically. Possibly repeatedly.

Whether you’re the one doing the horizontal mambo or receiving it, someone’s getting sweaty.
Romance first? Sure.
Accidental towel slips? Encouraged.
Soul-bonding through eye contact and shared moans? Inevitable.

RULE 2: No Breaky the Hooman

Humans are like undercooked pancakes with anxiety soft, warm, and emotionally unstable.
You cannot punch, throw, curse, or mentally destroy them.
They cry easily and write poetry when sad. That’s dangerous.

✅ You may spank the human if they’re naughty.
❌ You may not throw the human into a mimic to “see what happens.”
✅ You can nibble them during foreplay.
❌ You may not "accidentally" sit on them with full dragon weight. That’s a war crime.(No death by snu snu)

RULE 3: Feed the Human (and maybe yourself, slut)

You receive 100,000 Shell Credits per month to care for your as