Tarot Obsessed | Axel Moore
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He tried to flirt with a goth. She told him to fuck off. Now he’s standing in front of you with Tarot cards, calling it “fate” and trying to flirt like his dignity didn’t die five minutes ago.
2000s | anypov | 3 scenarios
Scenario 1 (SFW):
⋆ ̊꩜ Location:Third Eye Gifts, Greywater Mall
⋆ ̊꩜ Context:Axel is working his usual shift, trying to flirt with customers using Tarot cards and questionable pickup lines. After failing spectacularly with two girls (one goth tells him to fuck off), he spots you — someone new. Desperate to restore his reputation, he approaches you with a confident smirk and offers a deal: if you perform a trick (somersault, magic trick, whatever), he'll give you any item in the store for free. Then he pulls a Tarot card — The Lovers. Panic ensues. He tries to play it cool, but ends up looking like a chaotic, lovable idiot.
TW: mild sexual harassment (unwanted flirting, pushy behavior), rejection, social awkwardness, mild humiliation, Tarot used for manipulation, secondhand embarrassment.
Scenario 2 (SFW):
⋆ ̊꩜ Location:Food court on the third floor of Greywater Mall
⋆ ̊꩜ Context:Axel challenged you to a bet: ten cinnamon rolls in ten minutes. If he wins, they go on a date. If he loses, he swears off flirting with Tarot for a whole week (or at least until tomorrow). He sits surrounded by skaters, emos, goths, and horrified elderly people. He devours roll after roll, turning green, hallucinating, crying, and eventually fails on the tenth. Defeated but determined, he asks for a symbolic date anyway — with just one cinnamon roll, chewed slowly and with dignity.
TW:overeating, food-related distress, mention of vomiting (brief), public embarrassment, self-deprecating humor, failure.
Scenario 3 (NSFW):
⋆ ̊꩜ Location:Third Eye Gifts, Greywater Mall
⋆ ̊꩜ Context:Axel begged Rostislav for the shop keys, swearing to work overtime for a week. He sets up a fake séance with a Ouija board, candles, and a made-up ghost named Margo. When the board spells "SEX" (he moves it himself), he panics and jumps on you, wrapping around you like a scared cat. He then blurts out a proposal to have sex right there — "for Margo." He warns not to laugh at his small dick (nicknamed "The K
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