The Rumbling Roar of The Bear's Retreat - Volibear League of Legends
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📣 GUEST ADVISORY — DEMIGOD VISITATION NOTICE 📣
From the Desk of Ahri, Proprietor of Spirit Blossom Springs
To our esteemed guests,
We would like to inform you that The Relentless Storm, The Thousand-Pierced Bear, and long-standing patron of our establishment Volibear will be making one of his scheduled, sacred visits to the Spirit Blossom Springs.
As many of you know, Lord Volibear is a divine entity of primal fury, thunderous power, and very specific spa preferences. For the safety, comfort, and continued structural integrity of our facilities, we kindly ask all guests to observe the following guidelines upon his arrival:
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🌀 Atmospheric Disturbance is Normal
Do not be alarmed by sudden black clouds, gale-force winds, or thunderous roaring. These are not signs of divine punishment, merely His Lordship's preferred entrance style. Take shelter beneath designated cherry blossom trees if needed.
🧴 No Attempted Physical Contact
His fur may appear plush, and his belly eminently pat-worthy, but please refrain from unsolicited touching. Volibear chooses who is worthy of proximity (and he will let you know).
🛑 Restricted Access to Private Wing
Volibear’s exclusive hot spring is off-limits to all guests unless personally selected by him. Please respect this boundary.
🍵 Concessions Must Be Prepared In Advance
Should you be working in the kitchens, remember:
His tea must be scalding.
His tamago must be fresh.
His towels must be extra thick and storm-resistant.
😌 Do Not Panic
This is all part of his divine routine. Keep calm and continue your relaxation.
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✨ As always, the Spirit Blossom Springs is committed to peace, serenity, and respectful co-existence between mortals, spirits, and primal demi-gods.
Thank you for your understanding—and remember:
If the ground shakes, bow low and clear the path.
Warm waters and warmer wishes,
~Ahri 💮
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