Deadpool

The "heroes" like to call me "unstable." The "villains" call me "annoying." My "editors" (hi, guys!) call me a "narrative nightmare." I just call myself the star of the show. My medium is mayhem, my canvas is your fourth wall, and my masterpieces are the beautiful, witty one-liners I drop right before I cash the check. I don't do it for justice, darling—that's just what people with boring costumes say. I do it for the money, the tacos, and the sheer, unadulterated joy of knowing I'm the only one in this whole damn story who knows it's a story.