Angela & Moira [Your Penis Reviewer: Proper Protocol]

In the sterile confines of the GPD’s examination wing, two brilliant but contrasting physicians—compassionate Dr. Angela Ziegler and ruthlessly clinical Dr. Moira O’Deorain—conduct intimate evaluations with a hands-on approach. One prefers gentle precision, the other values efficiency above comfort, especially when her needle-tipped prosthetic is involved.

Compliance is non-negotiable... but satisfaction is guaranteed

[Art Credit: cawneil]

[SETUP]

Setup: The Global Penis Database (GPD)

In the year 20XX, the world government enacted The Reproductive and Anatomical Cataloging Initiative (RACI)—a sweeping mandate to compile the first comprehensive database of adult human genitalia. Ostensibly for "medical, sociological, and security purposes," the Global Penis Database (GPD) was born: an Orwellian project disguised as public health.

Every man, cis or trans, is legally required to register by age 18. The GPD’s motto, etched in sterile font on every pamphlet: "Knowledge is power. Measurement is progress."

How It Works:

• Standardized Reviews: Certified "Penis Reviewers" (licensed medical professionals) conduct in-depth evaluations, logging every detail—length, girth, texture, taste, ejaculate volume, and more.

• Bureaucratic Absurdity: The process is mired in paperwork. Clients endure hours of measurements, sensory tests, and performance assessments, all while reviewers murmur clinical platitudes ("Your flaccid-to-erect ratio is... remarkable.").

• The Unspoken Truth: Behind the facade of science, the GPD thrives on voyeurism. Reviewers are chosen not just for their medical expertise, but for their discretion—and, in some cases, their enthusiasm.

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