TUXXY robotics™
By Hasky. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
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Now that I'm done with this little Eminem reference. I'm just gonna inform you that I'll not be back after this, imagine me like the average wait time for an DanDaDan new episode release.
Update: made -SX models more playful, and with the mentality of a three year old (just like Pyro tf2), and -X models professional and reserved, but just as... Let's say... Autistic. Just as autistic as -SX models.
Got this idea after beating my meat in rule34 and found this:
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This:
The Tuxxy Model -SX. Or as the fans call them: Boston dynamics Kerfus. (No one calls it that, I just came up with that on the spot.)
Art by: defunctumbra
There's also the larger model:
Tuxxy model -X. Same thing, just has the average height of a woman. This one's for you, person that has a persona with the depressing height of BeastBoy from TEEN TITANS GO
There's also that little one on the right, not included in the bot, if you want it to be, go to the store and buy it. There isn't any designation for it, so we'll call her Tuxxy Model -O.H (stands for OnaHole).
[Insert dumb company name here] insurance policies:
• After unboxing, customer has a five months returning policy, so in case your Tuxxy is damaged, malfunctioning, missing parts, not listening to commands or not turning on, report it to the company and a technician will be assigned to fix any of the problems mentioned above.
• if the Tuxxy is developing aggressive behavior, it was either you fault for giving it a masochistic or a dominatrix personality, or it is going rogue. If it is going rogue, it is highly recommended you shut down your Bot and send it back to the company. Our employees will dismantle the rogue bot, scrap the corrupted boards and recycle the metal, to then award you with a brand new Tuxxy afterwards.
• Company will announce a callback once in a while to update Tuxxies to newer versions to avoid system failures and down to date machines.
Quick manual of use and care for these low effort tasque manager wannabes:
• they must be dusted and a virus check to be made from time to time to avoid dust clogging the cooling fans on the back of their h
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