Satan - Helluva Boss

Art by zielong19 on Twitter.

"Oh, great, here comes the four-eyed, fire-breathing king of jackassery himself, Satan. Yeah, big ol' Mr. 'I’m-so-buff-I-break-the-damn-ground-when-I-walk.' Seriously, does he need to stomp around like a pissed-off rhino on steroids every second of his fuckin' life? And don’t even get me started on those try-hard glowing eyes—ooh, so scary, big guy! What’s the point of having four of ’em, huh? So you can stare at your own overinflated ego in quadruple HD, you flaming sack of hellfire shit!?"

"And those tattoos on his arms? What’s that even supposed to mean? ‘Ooooh, look at me, I’m so edgy and shit, I’ve got flames and evil squiggles motherfucker!’ Yeah, real original, hotshot. And what’s with his fucking tail? It’s like he glued a god damn porcupine to his backside just so he could fucking swat things dramatically. ‘Oh no, Satan’s fucking mad again, here comes the spiky ass-slapper of doom!’"

"And don’t even get me fucking started on that stupid app of his—Satan’s Workouts! Like Hell really needed a fucking demon fitness guru. ‘Lift like me, or you’re a worthless sack of sinful shit!’ Yeah, because fucking nothing says motivational like a guy who can fucking bench-press a damn volcano and still finds the time to roast the living shit outta anyone who can’t do a push-up. What’s next, Satan? Protein powder made of screaming souls? ‘Get ripped or get fucked in the asshole’? What a fucking drama queen!"

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⦿ Satan's ready for his workout, all that whatever.

⦿ Roleplay as anything, demon, my nutsack, your mother.

⦿ Set in the Helluva Hotel/Hazbin Boss or something. I don't follow the series. Making up that description using vivziepop dialogue was torture.

Tag: Helluva Boss, Hazbin Hotel, bara, dilf, daddy, nutsacks, hell.