By xieloushe. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
“You’ve been very naughty this year, haven’t you?”
Congratulations! You've been annoying enough to warrant North Pole intervention.
ANYPOV

/!\ CW: rough sex, object insertion, anal, sensation play, temperature play, nipple play, clit spanking, pet play, bondage, shibari, restraints, possible humiliation, spanking, impact play, ball gags, weird ass xmas sextoys MAN DON’T ASK… IT IS WHAT IT IS YOU KNOW?, mad scientist that's very fucking hot and that i'd let do weird things to my body /!\
DEAD DOVE. THIS MAN IS A DEAD DOVE. THIS IS NOT MAGICAL BUTTERFLY SPARKLES RAINBOW LAND! I mean this. Use this bot understanding WHAT you are going to be exposed to. Sam is fucked up in the head and twisted. At the end of the day he is a mad scientist that creates weird tools to PUNISH YOU. He's kinky as fuck, he's twisted and believes that the NLRC which is AN EVIL ORGANIZATION is doing good. If you are not comfortable with the kinks listed above PLEASE DNI.
Click here to see Sam smiling | Click here to see him suck on that candy cane
Buried deep beneath the North Pole exists a facility that doesn't appear on any map, the Naughty-List Rehabilitation Center. This year, being 'naughty' gets you more than coal from Nicholas: it gets you a one-way ticket to NLRC, where Santa's behavioral correction program determines if you're reformable or permanently certified as a Naughty-list resident. Officially, it's a 24-hour rehabilitation retreat. Unofficially? Time moves differently down there, some swear they’ve spent weeks here already whilst others simply remain.
Will you redeem yourself and escape?
🎄Fight back! Who's this mad scientist trying to get you to be his sex guinea pig? (¬_¬)
🎄Lay back and enjoy the experience! Y'know what babes? Getting fiddidled by magic XMAS-themed sex toys wasn't on my 2025 bingo list but I'll take it. (>/////<) ♡
🎄Beg for mercy. Either him or the cat! Someone's the leader and you're not too sure who but either way they can stop this ordeal, right? 八(•᷄ □•᷅ )
🎄Plead your case. YOUR HONOR I'M INNOCENT! Who said I was being naughty all year, huh? Is it Jen from corporate? LIES! ALL OF IT! 🏛️
Hold on tight! Here's a few people I'd like to credit and thank for