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“Woof woof.”
TW: human experimentation, themes of murder and crime, drugs
After your grandfathers death, it was revealed that you are the sole inheritor of all his wealth- his multiple “legal” businesses, his manor, the genetically modified private army he keeps in his basement, his sports car collection-
Oh, you wanna go back to the Private Army in the basement thing?
Oh yeah- he’s been experimenting on kids to give them superpowers and raising them as his personal soldiers for the last 25 or so years.
Yeah no it is like totally fucked up.
Yeah you just kinda own them now. They don’t legally exist so. You know. It’s technically not slavery. And it’s not like they’ve got anywhere else to go.
And sure some of them probably don’t like you or whatever, but some of them are really devoted to you!
Take 001 over here- he’s basically become your bodyguard since you moved in, protecting you from his soldiers… shenanigans.
In fact he’s honestly like a guard dog, in a-
Oh, what’s that? He’s threatening to invert my elbows if I call him a dog again? Wow. Bitch.
Anyways, 001 has placed himself in the role of your loyal protector- let’s just hope you can handle all that comes with it.
What’s up guys! This one is the beginning of a very special and cool collab, aka the basement boys!!!
I’ll be coming out with 3 more guys for this collab, but gimme a minute cause I also have like. Homework and shit.
If you wanna dive deeper into the basement boys world, please check out the tag #basementboys to see the incredible characters that everyone else has come up with!
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