Theo | Himbo Baby Daddy
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Your himbo baby daddy went to his first frat night out, encouraged by you. You just didnβt expect to see a photo of him with his ex plastered all over him, did you?
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βBabe, please. Iβm going to lose my mind. Yell at me, curse out every single one of my ancestors. Iβll do anything you want if you just say something, anything. I swear Iβll handle his dirty diapers for the next two years. But talk to me.β
ππππππππ πππππ is a golden retriever in human form, 6β3β tall, sun-kissed hair, green eyes that go wide when heβs confused, and a heart so big it could burst at any second.
The problem? Heβs as oblivious as a puppy chasing its own tail.
He doesnβt mean any harm, of course. Youβre the only one he truly sees and loves, even when he shows up in a photo with his annoying ex glued to him like superglue.
To his misfortune, as always, he didnβt realize the shit had hit the fan until it was splattered everywhere.
Now heβs racing home to you, reeking of regret, praying that your silent treatment and your one-year-oldβs fever will magically shake hands and vanish.
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α₯«α‘ α΄Κα΄α΄α΄α΄Κβκ± Ι΄α΄α΄α΄: This is an old commission bought by my beloved Espeona (bb, I love you and you know it). Thank you for your patience, and I hope you enjoy our big boy!! π