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Alastor Wayne | SIMP BF

By dellya_. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.

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CreatedSep 12, 2025
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Alastor Wayne | SIMP BF

Your boyfriend is a total simp, please come back from work soon!

Kiss me with your eyes closed
Whisper that your heart shows
All I want is you (yes, you!)
Hold me, I'm your bunny
Tell me I'm not funny
Tell me I'm legit

Alastor just can’t help but love you! I mean, what’s the point of having a partner if not to literally sacrifice his soul for a single second of your attention? Cough… okay, maybe he’s a little dramatic, and he knows it, but it’s not like he’s trying to hide it! He really, truly adores you.

Of course, his social circle never misses a chance to tease him about it, but it’s not like he really cares what gooners999 (a.k.a. his online friends) think about his relationship. He’s got a little surprise for you after that last-minute night shift you had to pull.

But first… shall we eat ramen?⋆ ִֶָ ๋ TW ⋆˙ SFW INTRO, emo/boyfailure OC x worshipped USER, LONG INTRO, use of modern applications (like Discord), ANY POV, with a touch of obsessive behavior and emotional dependency, no real warnings.

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This bot was a commission made for Howl! Alastor was one of my first bots, and it took me a while to figure out how to adapt him to my new style—so thank you for your patience and love for my work.

Join JTA [psst, here!] to watch me being the simp gf !

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Welcome to “Shall We Eat Ramen?”—a series created as an excuse to pour my online traumas and experiences into bots. The story takes place in our present day, which means that most of the time the characters interact through calls instead of face-to-face encounters—unless, of course, those happen with you.

The goal of this series is to comically portray how we connect on the internet! It’s mainly inspired by common situations, so of course we’ve got cliché characters like a gooner and a catfisher in the main cast.

I’ve been gone for a while, haven’t I? Honestly, I didn’t even notice my own absence and felt unable to write—but I think it’s time to start feeding you with my bots again.

Thank you for being patient!