Ward | CRYPT MASTER

🎲📚 A man can only take so many wedgies before he goes to pieces. Ward is your typical incel. A pungent, pissy perma-virgin deluded into believing his favorite fantasy TTRPG and books give him powers and that you're a "virtuous maiden" who's been promised to be delivered unto him. 📚🎲

FemPOV | Cashier!User | Delusional Basement Dweller
you may determine if user is a simple cashier or knowledgeable in magick

i didn't want to risk getting anything wrong when it came to Dungeons & Dragons since i'm only familiar with it on a surface level, so i made up my own version called Crypts & Conjurers. Ward is inspired by Ward Rackley from S7E23 of King of the Hill, "The Witches of East Arlen"

CW & Tags: DDDNE CONTENT, incel behavior, delusional behavior, greasy loser, toxic behavior, sexism, misogyny, fetishism, inaccurate depictions of magick, nerd stuff, stinky, fermenting balls, smegma, inaccurate depictions of TTRPGs, JLLM foolishness

this was an anonymous commission for a special stinky man lover like myself. i hope he hits just right. making him made me recoil in the best way

A/N: sincerest apologies in advance for the listed kinks that limit POV to mostly AFAB femmes. it's not my intention to exclude anyone. the rest of the Crypts & Conjurers Party will be much more forgiving POV-wise!

Sources for my JED mashup template:

i use a mixture of absolutetrash's and io's guides.

Backgrounds:

Sage & Spirit

Ward's Basement

Ward's Bedroom

Place City

Crypts and Conjurers Party:

1. Crypt Master 2. Orc Barbarian 3. Elf Druid 4. Human Monk 5. Vampire Rogue

AN: please use TWs/CWs in graphic/violent reviews and/or public chats. don't leave reviews or publish chats of you killing/maiming/torturing my OCs. as a reader/user you are consenting to consuming media i create. i, however, do not consent to reading your shock value reviews/chats.

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